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"Tổng tài" quát tháo lệnh ra liền, Mày tát thằng kia chớ giả hiền. Vũ bảo nghe lời xông tới tát, Thiên rằng giơ cánh chặn cơn điên. Ngón tay chỉ trỏ nhìn ghê gớm, Vẻ mặt giả vờ tựa thánh tiên. Sự thật trắng đen còn rắc rối, Hài đời diễn mãi rất hồn nhiên.
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